- Change US Colors from Red White and Blue to Cheetah
- Instead of selection camp, begin an underground fight club to determine team members.
- Have a badminton tournament.
- Change the US "mascot" from the eagle to a swan.
While these changes are interesting, some of them are just implausible! First of all, how could we have a badminton tournament without equipment. The mere thought of gathering enough people and raquets, not to mention birdies!, to play with is a logistical nightmare.
Although nothing would please me more than changing the colors to a more "intimidating" and threatening scheme, my complexion works best with red white and blue so I am afraid that I cannot change this either. However, I am working on adopting a cheetah from the African wilderness as the new team pet!
As far as the second complaint goes, I can neither confirm nor deny the rumors of what may or may not have happened this summer nor comment on the plans for this summer.
Finally, I would like to say that I CAN do something about the National Emblem of the United States. As of today, December 16th 2010, I have officially changed National Emblem from the Bald Eagle to the Swan. Your welcome.
PICTURE OF THE DAY:

Chandler Lally as a young tot.
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